陈俊男先生 Mr. Chen Junnan,
你是否愿意与白雪花小姐结为夫妇 Will you marry Miss Bai Xuehua?
愿意 I will.
白雪花小姐 Miss Bai Xuehua,
你是否愿意与陈俊男先生结为夫妇 Will you marry Mr. Chen Junnan?
我是神父 I'm a priest.
好多人问我为什么要做神父 Many people ask me why I become a priest.
为什么？ Why?
因为十岁那年我有个怪病 I caught a strange disease when I was ten years old.
我对着床头的十字架说 I prayed to the cross over the head of my bed.
如果能医好我的病 If God could cure me,
我愿意把我的生命奉献给袍 I would dedicate my life to Him.
七年的神学加上实习 After seven years theology lessons plus practice,
我终于做了神父 I become a priest.
我有个表妹Mary I have a cousin called Mary.
她在加州读心理学 She studies psychology in California.
她的任务是… Her mission is...
你来干什么？ Why do you come here?
我来是想你还俗 I hope you can resume secular life.
她有个坏习惯 She has a bad habit.
喜欢分析别人 She likes to analyse people.
你们知不知道我只要看你们喝汤的姿势 Do you know that from the way you drink the soup
就可以知道你们每个人性行为的特征呢？ Then Ill be able to tell about your sexual behavior.
FatherJohn 你要吹凉些汤来喝 Father John, blowing your soup before drinking.
是代表你对性有渴求 但又怕太刺激 That means you have sexual desire but you fear that it's too exciting.
你把汤吐出来 Spit out the soup means you want to try but don't want to take responsibility.
是代表你有偷吃的倾向和不想负责任
你喝得这样快 Drinking it fast means you usually do it very hastily.
就是说你平时在那方面草率了事
通常你会半途退出 You will give up halfway.
这些都是属于体外排泄的一种 This is a kind of excretion.
你现在是不是觉得舒服一点呢？ Are you feeling better now?
给人家喷的那个人其实是更加舒服 The one who got spit at will feel even much better.
她有个毛病 She has a problem.
就是常常把荷尔蒙给人家吃 She always gives hormones to others.
总之未毕业出来工作已经很忙碌 She is very busy even though she has not graduated yet.
有事发生了 Here.
真是打劫 Robbery.
不知贼人有没有持枪 Don't know if they have guns
发哥 不好意思 Fa, I'm sorry.
我喝咖啡不下糖的 I don't put sugar when I drink coffee.
前面白色的那辆 The white one in front.
追到了… Got it...
镇定点 镇定点 没事的 Keep calm, keep calm. It'll be fine.
想走… Want to escape?
他妈的被辆货车阻住 That bloody truck is blocking the way.
喂 小心 小心呀发哥 Watch out, Fa.
你的车号为什么不响的呢？ The horn of your car isn't working.
刚刚换了新的 I have just changed it.
一定响的 响了 It will work. See?
像你一样迟几秒 But it's as slow as you.
不要阻住 Move away!
快点 快点吧 Quick, quick.
已经很快了 别搅我 It's already very fast. Don't disturb me.
你为什么这样开车的？ Why are you driving like this?
追他 追他 Chase him, chase him.
有两辆白色车 究竟追那一辆？ There are two white cars. Which one?
那一辆都可以 Either will do.
你有没有记下他的车牌号码？ Have you written down the registration number of his car?
我现在抄下来 I'll write it down now.
你抄下来没有 Have you written it down?
左边的那辆还是右边的那辆？ The one on the left or the one on the right?
两辆都要记下来 Both.
一到红灯停下来 Stop when the light turns red.
我们便落车每人捉一辆 Then get off and catch one each of us.
你捉前的 我捉后面那辆 You'll catch the one in front and I'll catch the one at the back.
他不停怎力、？ What if he doesn't stop?
继续去追吧！ Keep going!
开快点 超越他们 Faster. Overtake them.
别超越他们 我们正在拐弯 Don't overtake them. We're turning.
对不起 Sorry.
我晕 晕车浪 I got... carsick.
我晕车浪 I got carsick.
为什么多了一辆白色车 There is one more white car.
为什么那么多这种车子的？ Where are there so many cars like this?
那辆 That one.
究竟那两辆才对 Which two of them?
其中两辆 Any two.
是3747还是9288 Is it 3747 or 9288
或是6400、7428呀 Or 6400, 7428?
5825 5825
那一辆 那一辆 That one, that one.
3721,3372 是 3721, 3372, right.
不是 5… No, 5... 5...
算了吧 随便追吧 Forget it. Just chase any one of them.
前后都是白色车 There are white cars in front and at the back.
今天究竟我追人还是被人追？ I chase people or people chase me today?
都一样颜色 All of them the same color.
今天颜色真混乱 It's very confusing.
有没有搅错呀 What's wrong with you?
你怎样开车的？ Don't you know how to drive?
你有没有看车牌的？ Have you read the registration number?
停车 停车…下车 Stop, stop. Get off.
皇家警察召用你的车 Police. We want to use your car.
下车…快点二走 Get off, quick. Go.
又是白色 White again?
都是差不多 Almost the same.
好危险呀！ Danger!
我是警察 我现在追贼 I'm a cop. I'm chasing a thief.
你别跑呀！ Don't run!
发哥 发哥 Fa, fa.
我以为你没有空 I thought you don't have time.
快点 否则我来不及 Hurry up! Otherwise, it'll be too late.
在前边 发哥 It's in front, Fa.
快点 快点 Quick, quick.
我想吸口雪茄 I want to smoke cigar.
好吧 我正在找 Airight, I'm trying to find it.
糟糕 惨了 死火 Shit! What bad luck! It has broken down.
老兄不要 现在不要 Don't. Not now.
他上了山 He went up the hill.
发哥你没穿鞋子 You have no shoes on, Fa.
发哥接鞋呀 Shoes, Fa.
我的头发现在怎么样 还好 - How is my hair? - It's OK.
罗宾神父是 - Father Robin. - Yes.
你还是先准备去充当一下吧 I think you'd better get ready now.
我件袍拿了去洗 还不知道拿回来了没有 I've taken my robe to the laundry. I don't know if it is ready yet.
我去看看 Let me go and check it out.
罗宾神父 不好意思 I'm sorry, Father Robin.
今天你为什么还迟到呀？ Why are you so late today?
我刚刚遇到个孕妇要生孩子 I ran into a woman who was going to give birth,
我送她去医院嘛 so I sent her to the hospital.
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来 Let's go.
大家请坐 Please be seated.
欢迎大家来参加 Welcome to Mr. Ma Jiahua and Miss Lin Minyis wedding.
马嘉华先生和林敏仪小姐的婚礼
继刚才那对新人之后 After that couple's wedding,
现在是赵华伦先生和叶秋怡小姐的婚礼 Now it's Mr. Zhao Hualun and Miss Ye Qiuyi's wedding.
你们今天来到主的圣殿 You are here today in God's Holy Temple
在天主和教会 To wed before God and the Church,
双方家长和亲友的面前缔结婚约 your parents and relatives.
你们既然知道是天作之合 就必须终生相守 You should remain a devoted couple to the end of your lives.
现在 请你们俩位 Now, please declare your will in front of us all.
在大家面前郑重声明你们的意愿
赵华伦先生 Mr. Zhao Hualun,
你是否愿意和叶秋怡小姐结为夫妇？ will you marry Miss Ye Oiuyi?
我愿意 Yes, I will.
叶秋怡小姐 Miss Ye Qiuyi, will you marry Mr. Zhao Hualun?
你是否愿意和赵华伦先生结为夫妇？ Miss Ye Qiuyi, will you marry Mr. Zhao Hualun?
叶秋怡小姐？ Miss Ye Qiuyi?
叶秋怡小姐 Miss Ye Qiuyi?
你愿意不愿意？ Will you?
你愿意不愿意呀？ Will you?
嫁给我呀 Will you marry me?
我极度愿意嫁给你 Yes, I will.
又发生啦 It happens again.
天主保佑 God bless us!
愿意嫁的那个是我呀 The one you're going to marry is me!
警察 不许动！ Police, don't move!
我叫你不要动呀！ I told you not to move!
我是出名的神经枪 开枪快如闪电 I'm a well-known crazy shooter, my gun is as fast as the lightning.
这连我自己都控制不了的 I can't even control it myself.
但如果你们镇定就没事的 So you'd better keep calm.
镇定 镇定啊 Keep calm...
我要抓的人只是他！ He is the one I want!
看你们俩 一个像贼 Look at you two, one is like a thief,
一个像舞男 全不像做警察的 the other like a gigolo.
抓了个真神父当作是贼 You took a priest for a thief
开枪射个警司就当作是疑匪 And took a Superintendent for a suspect.
其实我们都很怀疑他是不是真的神父 We doubted whether he is a real priest.
那你是不是怀疑我不是真的警司啦？ Did you also suspect that I'm not a real Superintendent?
你也是这样想吗？ You also think so?
你照什么照 照你娘的 Damn it! Go to hell!
你挡住了马路呀 You're blocking the road.
马路是给马走的 给车走的吗？ The road is not for cars.
那也不是给鸡走的啦 Nor is it for whores.
去你的 Damn you!
白板 Baiban.
你不要一日夸张过一日 You're getting more and more outrageous.
你不要太过份了 Don't go too far.
让那些客人知道期望这样高 Don't let the customers have too much expectations.
脱光衣服一看 打破全部的希望了 Otherwise, when they see the real you, all their hopes will be dashed.
充撑场面这也算过份吗？ Am I really going too far?
白板 Baiban.
你的男人来了 Your boyfriend is here.
谢谢 Thanks.
你这几天去哪？ Where have you been these few days?
男人当然多门路啦 I have a lot of things to do.
你不用兜圈子了 Speak it out straight.
现在我对你完全没感觉 我要和你分手 I don't love you anymore. I want to split up with you.
你别要死要活了 我以后不会找你了 No matter what you're going to do, I won't see you again.
看什么？ What are you looking at?
和我开这些玩笑 你好坏呀 You must be joking. You naughty boy.
这是什么香水呀？味道像杀虫水一样 What sort of perfume is it? Smells just like insecticide.
你不要这样 等我下班才说吧 Let's talk about it when I get off.
我还要招呼客人呀 The customers are waiting for me.
不用了…这些事情留在电话里说 No... we can talk about it on the phone.
我忍受不了 I can't stand you anymore.
你不要这样吧 好吗？ Don't behave like this, okay?
好啦 你在这签名 Sign here.
我有空就拿出来看看它 I'll take it out and have a look when I have time.
然后再想想你的样子 这可能还有转机 Then Ill think of your face. I hope there will be a turn for the better.
是…我写大一点好… - Airight, I'll write it bigger. - Okay
让你看得清楚一点好呀… - So you can see it more clearly. - Okay.
好啦…再见 - Okay. Well, go home
那你早点回去看呀 早些有转机吧 - See you. - Kind have a look at it as soon as possible.
我只是做梦吧 I'm only dreaming.
开心点… Be happier.
去哪？ Where are you going?
去补妆呀 To put on some make-up.
进里边再说 Let's go in.
去就去罗 Airight.
泰哥 Tai.
白板 过来 过来 Baiban, come.
我给你介绍 Let me introduce to you
这位就是大名顶顶的恐龙 龙哥 This famous Dinosaur, Brother Long.
那些兄弟姊妹有什么疑难都是找他帮忙的 Everybody asks him for help whenever they are in trouble.
泰哥 你找我有什么事？ What's the matter, Tai?
没什么 你欠我二十万的那笔债 I just want to ask about the I just want to ask about the
我循例问问吧了 I just want to ask about the 200 thousand dollars you owe me...
二十万？不是呀？ What? 200 thousand?
我向你只借了十万 怎么会是二十万呢？ How come? I only owe you 100 thousand dollars.
今天早上还是十万 但是你很阔绰 It was still 100 thousand this morning. But you're too generous.
替你的男朋友签了十万 那就是二十万啦 You've signed another 100 thousand dollars' bill for your boyfriend.
不是呀 I haven't.
是 白纸黑字 You haven't? It's in black and white.
你认识这张纸啦 Don't you recognize this paper?
穿豹皮楼的那个是恐龙 That man with a leopard skin jacket is called Dinosaur.
是卖淫集团的首脑 是个大坏蛋 He is the leader of the prostitution ring, a scoundrel.
他们谈得这样开心 一定是… They must be talking about...
与卖淫有关的东西 Something concerning the prostitution ring.
当然了 Of course.
记住 每日利息是二千块 Remember, you have to pay me two thousand dollars each day for interest.
二千块？ Two thousand?
我有事 我先走了 Remember, you have one week to pay me back. I'm going now.
记得一个星期之后要还钱啦
和龙哥谈谈心吧 他会帮你的 Have a good chat with Long. He'll help you.
龙哥 玩得开心些呀 Enjoy yourself.
龙哥 你能帮我吗？ Will you help me?
白板 Baiban.
我知道你有麻烦 I know you're in trouble and I like to help others.
不过我很喜欢帮助人家的
钱是小事 只要你肯做 钱不是问题 Money is no problem if you're willing to work.
你先拿着慢慢用吧 Take it.
解决了目前的困难 你才有心情工作的 对吗？ If the problem isn't solved, you won't be able to work happily, right?
龙哥 你做什么生意的？ What do you do?
输出外劳 Exporting foreign labor.
我不明白什么叫“输出外劳”? Exporting foreign labor?
你找我干什么呢？ Why me?
你现在的心情 I think you'd better go to a trip, have a vacation.
我看你最好是出外旅行散心
旅行？ Vacation?
我有一条线去“中东” I'm organizing a tour to the Middle East.
看你现在这创伤的样子 Look at you.
你要五年才能痊愈的 I think you need five years to recover from the trauma.
就五年吧 不够再续约 好吗？ A five-year-contract, extendable, okay?
去中东做五年妓女 Go to the Middle East to work as a whore for five years?
什么都残啦 还要续约？
去中东那地方做妓女 Why should I go there to work as a whore?
难道贪图那里咖喱多吗？
你自己慢慢做吧 傻瓜 Do it yourself, idiot!
她一定不肯去中东的 那好了 She won't go to the Middle East. Alright.
给她些压力 她便会听我们的话 Give her some pressure and she'll listen to us.
你看到啦 You see it
跟着这只“鸡” If we follow this whore,
一定知道下一个勒索的目标 we'll know who is the next target to be blackmailed.
你今天那二千元利息还没有给呀 You haven't paid me that $2,000 interest for today.
我已经准备好了 现在我赶时间 It's ready. I'm in a hurry now.
死黑鸡 Bitch
十块落旗 开车 Ten dollars. Drive.
喂 追她 Hey, follow her.
走呀 Go.
你起动这么久 你把车起动了等我回来 Why are you so slow? Start the car and wait for me.
你可以开始告解了 You can confess now.
什么？我是来避难的 What? I come here for refuge.
对了 这里可以帮你解决任何困难 Right, we can help you solve any problem.
主会帮你的 God will help you.
那你借二十万我还高利贷啦 So can you lend me 200 thousand dollars to repay the debt?
我哪有这么多钱呀？ I don't have that much money.
就是嘛 Right,
无缘无故帮我？ Why do you want to help me?
那里有这么便宜的事呢 你说谎 You must be lying.
神是不会说谎的 God won't lie.
你欠了别人这么多钱 You owe others such a lot of money.
为什么还这么开心呀？ Why are you still so happy?
是我前辈教的 My senior told me...
干我们这行档的 Don't let others know our true feelings.
千万不要让别人知道我们的真感情
越是伤心越要大声笑 If you're sad, you should laugh.
你干什么的？ What do you do?
娱乐界 I'm in the entertainment business.
唱歌？ A singer?
我都想 不过我不是 I'd love to be, but I'm not.
其实我是在会所里当小姐 I'm a club girl.
有时陪客人过夜那一种呢 I'll sleep with customers sometimes.
这也算娱乐事业 对不对？ This is also a kind of entertainment business, right?
你为什么要出卖自己肉体？ Why do you sell your body?
你说出卖灵魂重要还是出卖肉体重要呢？ Which is worse, to sell your soul or your body?
出卖灵魂 To sell your soul.
那你有先天性条件做“鸭”了 You are qualified to be a whore too.
其实出卖什么都没所谓啦 It doesn't matter anyway.
我都没有将来的 I have no future.
我男朋友抛弃了我 又没有人关心我 My boyfriend ditched me. No one will care about me.
钱没有 人又没有 No money. No love.
追债又给人追到透不过气来 All I have is debts.
来到这里你老是冲着我 Why are you always aiming at me?
算啦 说什么都没用了 Forget it. Nothing can be helped.
但是我还有一星期的时间 I still have a week's time.
我要去中东“做鸡”还债 I'll go to the Middle East to work as a whore to repay the debts.
我把这当作是旅游
那时候我不需要神的帮助 I don't need God's help.
什么鬼鞋！妈的！ Bloody shoe!
发哥 没有呀 Fa, I don't see her.
当然没有啦 Of course.
难道“鸡”会到教堂来还神吗？ Will a whore come to the church to thank God?
发哥 Fa.
发哥 你看 Fa, look.
她刚刚在告解厢出来呀 She comes out from the confessional box.
让开！ Move away!
CID
又是你？ You again?
那个女人刚才跟你说了什么？ What did that woman say to you?
神父不会将别人的告解的秘密泄露出去的 A priest won't reveal the secrets of other people's confession.
我们是皇家警察 We're police.
那女人究竟跟你说过些什么？ What did that woman say to you?
这些我已经问了 Can you ask another question?
你可不可再问些其它事情呢？
我们警方正在调查这个女人 We're investigating this woman.
你最好告诉我们她刚才跟你说过些什么 You'd better tell us what she said to you.
这个世界和外面是不同的 The world here is different from the world outside.
不是你想知道什么我就要告诉你什么 I don't have to tell you whatever you want to know.
你现在妨碍警察调查案件 You're interfering with our investigation.
我随时可以抓你的？ We can catch you.
那你知不知道 Don't you know another woman is waiting to confess?
还有另一位教友等着我为她告解吗？
我也可以把你赶出去的 I can drive you away too.
抓那个女人出来 查她的身份证 Ask that woman to come out and inspect her ID card.
发哥 Fa.
抓那个女人出来 查她的身份证 Ask that woman to come out and inspect her ID card.
小姐 我想跟你们换个盐瓶呀 Ma'am, can I exchange the salt cellar with you?
好 拿去吧 Yes, please.
谢谢 Thanks.
我的女儿“北北” My daughter, Beibei
从罗省寄了张名信片来 Sent me a postcard from L.A.
今个月的那张… The one she sent us this month...
我们不敢给你看 I dare not let you see.
又是催交学费？ Asking for money to pay tuition again?
还装什么鬼样子 大家都知道你老花眼啦 All of us know that you have presbyopia.
不是 是你女儿说要买一轮私家车代步呀 No, your daughter said she wanted to buy a car.
会计师行董事长 Director of an accounting firm?
是你教我欺骗她的 You taught me to cheat her.
为什么突然间你有这样好的记忆？ Why do you have such a good memory suddenly?
其实我这样做 是让她有自信心 I just want her to have more confidence.
读书就会好些
你真是用心良苦呀 You have really given much thought to the matter.
什么事？ What's it?
拆楼呀？ Earthquake?
没有呀 No.
其实我们供“阿北”读书都是为了养老 We send Bei to study so that she can take care of us when we're old.
我们每个人都有份 学费不能不交 All of us pay for her tuition.
投资嘛 一定要钱的 We need to invest money in an investment.
你讲就容易了 还有贵利泰条数呢？ Easier said than done. What about the debt?
我做大的已为你们承担了那些债目了 I've already agreed to bear the responsibility for all your debts.
我只是说说 不用这样有戒心吧 Just saying, don't be so wary
明天开始 我们要积极点 From tomorrow, we have to work harder,
每个客人收一千块 if we charge $1000 for each customer.
如果每人每天接十个客人 If each of us has ten customers per day,
每个人就有一万块了 each will have $10,000.
我算好了 这样一个月下来… After one month...
我们四个人就可以每月四三就十二 The four of us will earn 1.2 million dollars per month.
赚120万块了
但是 有几天我们是不能做的 But there are a few special days that we can't work.
那可以取长补短嘛 We can make up for the loss by some other ways.
行 一晚接十个客人 Right, ten customers per night.
不用回家 连房租都省了 We don't have to go home,
这不就行了吗？ so we don't have to pay the rent, right?
既然这么容易赚钱 If it's so easy to make money,
为什么我们现在还这样倒霉呢？ why are we still so poor?
你去睡吧 Go to sleep.
拿过去换了它 Go change it
发哥 太显眼了吧 Fa, it's too obvious.
女人懂什么高科技 Women know nothing about hi tech.
你就说是我新设计的就行了 Just say this is my new design.
不好意思 我想跟你换个盐瓶？ Excuse me, can I exchange the salt cellar with you?
又换？ Ag a i n?
先生 Mr.
你留下了一个…窃听器呀 You left a detectaphone.
你偷听我们讲话 You eavesdrop on our conversation.
我是个警察 I'm a cop.
你是警察？ You're a cop?
我是会计师行的董事 I'm the director of an accounting firm.
你好 How do you do?
我在律师行做事的 我是大律师 I work in a legal firm. I'm a barrister.
你好 How do you do?
我是医生 I'm a doctor, head of the cerebral surgery department in the hospital.
是法国医院的首席脑科主任 你好
你好 How do you do?
这位是我的病人 他和你一样 This is my patient. He's got the same problem as you.
患了脑细胞解体和间歇性梦游并发症 Incorrect split of brain cells and irregular form of sleepwalking.
窃听器呀 Oh... the detectaphone.
不好意思结帐 - I'm sorry. - The bill, please.
都说是他结帐了 He'll pay.
包起来带走 Wrap it up.
先生 请问有没有订位？ Any reservation, sir?
麻烦你 两位七点三十分 姓钟的 Yes, a table for two at half past seven. My name is Zhong.
七点三十分 两位 姓钟的… Mr. Zhong, a table for two at half past seven...
先生 你早到了一小时 You are one hour early, sir.
你想到酒吧先坐坐 还是进去坐一会？ Would you like to go to the bar or stay inside?
现在是什么时候？ What time is it now?
现在是六点三十分 Half past six.
针也掉了下来 The hand has fallen down.
我还是去坐一会 I like to wait inside.
好 这边 Okay, this way please.
你们酒店有没有OK胶或万能胶？ Have you got any glue?
我想把手表粘好 I want to fix my watch.
等一会 Wait a moment.
麻烦你先给我一杯水 Can you give me a glass of water?
好 Yes.
糟糕 忘了寄回给她 Damn it! I forgot to send it back to her.
请坐 小姐 Please sit down, ma'am.
要喝点什么？ What would you like to drink?
表哥 Cousin.
听说你早到了一小时 等不及吧！ You arrived one hour earlier. Why are you so anxious?
今天是星期几？ What day is today?
星期三！我忘了约你的时候是星期一 Wednesday! I forgot that it was Monday when I invited you.
让你多等两天 真是辛苦了！ You have waited for two days!
还有四天 走吧！走吧 Four more days. Let's go!
为什么那么急？吃完东西再走吧 What's the hurry? Can we finish the food first?
赶不及了！ We've got no time!
麻烦借过！ Excuse me!
表哥 我们是不是到楼下开房间？ Are we going downstairs to get a room?
是了 是这 Right, that's it.
表哥 不用到这里 到我家也行 No need to come here. We can do it in my house.
我到你家做不到我想做的事情 I can't do what I want to if I go to your house.
他终于露出了他最原始的一面 He shows the most primitive self at last.
喂 那个神父！ Hey, that priest!
那女孩子原来是妓女？ That girl is a whore?
神父都算坏了 带妓女来开房 Shame the priest! Come here with a whore.
妓女那有这么正点？我说她不是妓女 She doesn't look like a whore.
傻子！ Idiot!
妓女会根据客人的要求改变自己的形象 A whore will change her image according to the needs of customers.
我说她是妓女就是妓女 I said she is a whore.
你说是妓女就是妓女吧！ Well, she's a whore.
没有一点主见 Copycat.
靓妞 你是哪一间的？ Where do you work, babe?
私人的 没你的份儿 It's private. Not for sale.
一会儿有空我来找你 I'll go for you later when I'm free.
小心 我早说过别来这么复杂的地方 Be careful. I've already told you not to come to this kind of place.
不过 我明白你现在的心情比这儿更复杂 But I know how you feel now.
你别再分析我好吗？ Don't try to analyse me.
你不知道我在做什么 You don't know what I'm doing at all.
表哥 那边是住家 这儿才有房出租 Those are residence. This way.
你无聊没事 便喜欢上来拿电视 You come here to take the TV away?
你有没有问过她？她会以为是我拿的 Have you asked her? She'll think that I took it.
我是她的男朋友 喜欢拿什么便拿什么 I'm her boyfriend. I can take whatever I want.
送给你 不要的 Take it. I don't want it.
这女孩是不是在夜总会做的？ Does she work in a nightclub?
他骗了她？ He cheated her?
是呀！ Yes!
把电视机给他 给他呀 Bring back the TV.
想借抢电视机来掩饰他的犯罪感 Want to hide his sense of guilt by snatching the TV?
喂 前面那位先生 Hey, Sir.
你别走 那电视机不是你的 Don't run. The TV is not yours.
你不可以拿人家的 你拿回去吧… You can't take other people's thing. Take it back.
等我 表哥 Wait for me, cousin.
抢得那么激烈 想消耗体力 So fierce. Want to exhaust energy?
我一眼便看穿你 你走不掉的 I've seen through you. You can't escape.
听我说吧 把电视机给我 你干什么？ Listen to me. Give me the TV. What are you doing?
别这样 不要把电视机拿走 不是你的 Don't take away the TV. It's not yours.
放手！ Let go!
挺好的香蕉 三块钱一把 Delicious bananas. Three dollars a bunch.
你喜欢的话 买一送二 Buy one get two free if you like.
现在是你买还是我卖？ Who is the one selling it, you or me?
拿回来！ Give it back to me!
你猜车头硬 还是电视机硬？ Guess which is harder, the car or the TV?
没关系 反正也是公家物件 It doesn't matter. Government property.
你的香蕉香不香？ Is your banana delicious?
你的香蕉不蕉？ How about yours?
算了 别再争 那电视机我买下好了 Stop it! I'll buy the TV, airight?
二千块！ Two thousand dollars!
给 Okay,
别争！ stop it!
为什么给他钱？ Why do you give him money?
你现在没借口了 You have no excuse now.
什么借口？ What excuse?
现在你已抢了电视机 你没法再逃避了 You've got the TV now. You can't escape anymore.
我逃避什么？ Why do I have to escape?
我现在没气跟你说 我去那里坐着等你 I can't talk to you now. I'll sit there to wait for you.
你们是干什么的？ What are you doing?
婆婆 Grandma.
婆婆？你们没搞错吧 叫我婆婆？ Grandma? Call me grandma?
我不信教的 I have no religious belief.
我们是摩门教的 We are Mormons.
别再摸我的门 Don't touch my door.
糟了 他不信教 Shit! They don't trust God
这两间没有人 Nobody lives in these two rooms.
有房出租 Rooms to let.
朋友 我们是摩门教的 My friend, we are Mormons.
我是天主教的 I'm a Catholic.
你不可能转教会的吧？ We can't convert you, right?
我们还是早点回家睡觉 Let's go home to sleep.
走吧！我不信教的 Go away! I have no religious belief.
小姐 我不是来传教的 我是来租房的 Ma'am, I'm not coming here to preach. I want to rent a room.
阿姑！我顺便交还这电视机给你 And I'm returning this TV to you.
这样也能拾回？算你本事！进来 You brought it back? How smart! Come in.
放在哪里？ Where shall I put it?
里边 Over there.
那边吗？ There?
放下 放下 Put it down.
你干哪一行？ What do you do?
神圣的职业 A sacred profession.
性便是性 什么神圣！ Sex, isn't it? Sacred?
看你的样子 不是当马夫便是小白脸 Look at you. You're either a procurer or someone sponging on women.
里边 尾房 The last room.
租屋循例两个月按金 一个月上期 Two months' deposit, one month's advance.
水 电 煤气、杂费 电话费一概不包 Water, electricity, gas, telephone and other fees are not included.
不准做饭！ No cooking is allowed.
还有 你有没有养狗或养孩子？ Have you got any dogs or kids?
没有… No...
那就好了 我最讨厌呕奶及狗屎！ Good. I hate dogs and kids.
为什么不见其他住客？ Where are other residents?
不用工作吗？ Gone to work.
以为住在这里就召妓不用付钱？ Don't think you don't have to pay the whore here.
说清楚 租屋不包召妓的 Make it clear. Whoring is not included.
我不会的 我保证跟她们接触是神圣的 I wont do it. I promise my interactions with them will be sacred.
当年我的男朋友追我也是这么说 My boyfriend also said so when he chased me.
不过 我看你也住不长 But I think you're not going to live here very long.
迟早还不是搬进其中一个妞的房间去 You'll move into one of the girl's room sooner or later.
不过 如果住不够三个月 Even if you live here less than three months,
我也不会把按金给回你的 I wont give you back the deposit.
合不合心意？合心意就给钱 Is the room airight? If it's airight, give me the money now.
三个月一共九千块 Nine thousand dollars for three months.
他抢了我的钱包！我今天不租了 He took my wallet! I'm not renting it today.
你和今天那个大胡子一样 在这胡混 You and that man with moustache are just the same.
你把窃听器放在哪儿？ Where did you put the detectaphone?
我放在客厅的花盆里 聪不聪明呀？ I put it inside the pot in the living-room. Am I smart?
你聪明 但是神父更聪明呀 You're smart but the priest is smarter than you.
他干脆搬到妓寨住 He moves into the brothel...
想着嫖妓没这么容易让人发现 so that no one will find him so easily.
但是他是神父呀 But he is a priest.
卑鄙！ Despicable!
怎样？合不合身呀？ Well? Does it fit?
我只是想扮得好像普通人一样 I just want to look like an ordinary person.
这套衣服是我四十年前穿过的 I wore it forty years ago.
当年只是很普通的 你认为不够普通？ It was very ordinary at that time. Don't you think it's ordinary?
够啦… Enough...
我想不要穿得太严肃 让她容易接近我 I don't want to look too serious so that I can get closer to her.
谁料到弄成这样 But it turns out to be such a mess.
不要紧 等我救了那女孩 I'll come back to the church
我会很快回来教堂 as soon as I save that girl.
好 Okay.
这次就作为你对自己一个大的考验 Take it as a trial.
不过你要记住 即使你自己不揭露身份 But remember not to expose your identity.
如果她们问你 If they ask you,
你也不可以骗她们说你不是神父 don't lie to them that you're not a priest.
因为这是我们神职人员的守则 You must follow this regulation.
我等你回来 I'll wait for you to come back.
好 Okay.
古董 Antique.
猫王古董 An Elvis antique.
你快点走 不然一会跳起来撞死你呀 Go away. Otherwise, his steps will knock you down.
他说这样才算好… He says this is good...
昨晚还唱不够？ Haven't sung enough?
他说这样才Beautiful He says this is beautiful.
唱得多才Beautiful The more you sing, the more beautiful you are.
喂 白板 Hey Baiban!
还有三天就要还钱啦 怎办？ Three more days before settling the debt. What shall we do?
行了 No problem.
我决定让一个叫“恐龙”的朋友帮我 I'll have my friend Dinosaur to help me.
最多吃些咖喱 I'll just have to get used to eating curry.
什么咖喱呀？ What?
三天后你便会知道 晚安啦 You will know 3 days after, good night.
你把窃听器放在哪儿？没有声音的 Where did you put the detectaphone? Why is there no sound?
有呀 There are some noise.
什么声音？ What is that?
拉链声 妓女见到客人当然是脱衣服的了 Zipping. When a whore meets her customer, she'll take off her clothes.
怎么拉上拉下的？ Why is she zipping up and down?
拉链卡住了 The zip sticks.
你对准点 别弄得到处都是 Aim at it more accurately.
出不出到呀？ Can it come out?
用手指挑一下 Use your finger to pick it out.
在客厅做这样的事情 真是淫荡 How can they do such a thing in the living-room?
客人要求的花式多 The customer is demanding.
在客厅的自由度大很多嘛 There is more space in the living-room.
打个跟斗都行呀 We can even turn a somersault.
用我的手指 刚刚剪过 不会痛的 Use my finger then. I just cut the nail. It wont hurt.
尽量放松…放松… Relax... relax...
是了… Right...
放松了 relax.
行了…用力…是这样 Try harder. That's it.
行了吗？ Airight?
行了 出来了 Yes, it comes out.
舒服吧 我都说用手挑就行的 看看你 Feel much better now? I've told you to pick it with your hand.
叫了你对准点的Thank you - Why don't you aim at it more accurately? - Thank you
现在弄得满地都是了You're welcom - See what a mess? - You're welcome
我一会再擦 I'll clean it later.
你不是真的嘛？你用来擦脸？ What? You put it on your face?
那么油腻 It's so greasy.
我是用来煮菜的 I use it for cooking.
人家说用来擦脸 脸就会好光滑 People say if you put this on your face, it will look smoother.
顶多用剩了给你炖蛋 一样这么滑 I'll leave some for you to eat.
你擦过也可以拿来炖蛋？你拿另一个吧 How can I eat it when you have used it? Use another one.
哪里有卖呢？ Where can I get it?
可以种花呀 I can use it to grow flowers.
你喜欢种花的 你有空自己弄点出来 You like growing flowers. You can make some when you're free.
看浇这花会不会开得漂亮点？ See if the flowers will become more beautiful.
不过每天要浇两次 But you have to apply it twice a day.
没你这么恶心 Disgusting!
很多人也是这样做 拿来吧 Many people do in this way, give it to me.
完事了 Done.
怎么没有声音了 Why is there no sound?
老兄 这么辛苦弄了这么长时间 We've been working so hard the whole night.
是不是大家也要休息下吧？ Let's take a break.
火灾呀 Fire!
七点钟！ Seven o'clock!
气死我呀！ Damn it!
见光死 I can't stand the light!
我二十多年都没有起过这么早 I haven't got up so early for more than 20 years.
快点 窗帘 Quick! The shade.
快点吧 Quick!
哪个是钟呀 That's a clock.
桌上有东西？ There's something on the table.
一人一份 有名字的 One for each person. There are names.
白板 有封信是给你的 Baiban, a letter for you.
不知道是谁？ Who is it?
拆这份要紧点 It's more important to unwrap this.
记住 当你失意的时候 Remember, whenever you feel frustrated,
就跟自己说不要放弃 tell yourself not to give up.
不要放弃自己 Don't give up.
说一百次 一千次 直到你不会放弃自己 Say it 100 times, 1,000 times until you won't give up.
阿男呀…阿男回来了！ Nan! Nan is back!
这本东西做什么的？ What is it?
这么恶心的 So ugly!
阿男 Nan! Nan is back!
阿男！男哥 你终于回来了 Nan! Nan, you're back at last.
你不要丢下我 你不要我没人爱我的了 Don't leave me alone. If you don't love me, no one will love me.
小姐 Ma'am.
你留在我身边吧 我做什么都无所谓 Stay with me. I'll do anything.
你这些是什么？ What's it?
谁带的客人回来？ Who brought a customer here?
是不是我？ Was it me?
我和你一起回来的 We came back together.
我一向都没有 I've never brought any customer back.
不是我 Not me?
有个客人在房 谁来的？ There is a customer in the room. Who is he?
你们好 我今天刚刚搬来 Hi, I just moved in today.
所以请你们吃早餐 I want to treat you to breakfast.
神迹！ Miracle!
用不用出珠片这么贱格呀？ Shiny beads? So cheap.
早上好 Good morning.
吃早餐 Take some breakfast.
早上好 我姓钟的 My name is Zhong.
我叫东东 我叫南南 - My name is Dongdong. - My name is Nannan.
我叫西西 我叫白… - My name is Xixi. - My name is Bai...
我知道 桌上的礼物是我送给你们的 I know. The presents on the table are for you.
让你们写下每天做的事情 以后可以看看 You can write down the things you do every day.
那封信是不是你写的？ You wrote that letter?
是 Yes.
全变成淑女呀？ All of them become fair ladies?
包租婆 一起吃早餐 Landlady, have breakfast with us?
当然啦 这屋子是我的 当然有我的份 Of course. This is my house.
如果你们喜欢 If you like,
每天早上我做早餐给你们吃 I can make breakfast for you every morning.
会有这么便宜的事 Why is he so kind to us?
我们真走运呀 We're having good luck.
你干什么？ What are you doing?
她又来了 It happens again.
你不用管她的 她和平常人不同 Don't mind her. She is different from other people.
她在开心的时候就会哭得很凄凉 When she is happy, she'll cry.
但是她不开心的时候 她却可以笑得… When she is unhappy, she'll laugh...
笑得好厉害的 她好古怪的 .laugh her head off. Very strange.
不要这么傻呀 Don't be silly.
不过 你们做这行是好辛苦的 You have to work very hard in your line of business.
我们做哪行呀？! Our line of business?
娱乐界嘛 Entertainment business, right?
你们在夜总会接的客人 品流很复杂 There are all kinds of customers in those clubs.
接客！? Customers?
摸清你们的底啦 这个样子还不是警察？ He knows everything about you. He must a cop.
我不是警察 I'm not a cop.
警察 开会 A cop! Let's hold a meeting.
她们为什么开会？ Why do they hold a meeting?
我想谈一下用些什么价钱跟你做神圣接触 I think they want to discuss how much they should charge you.
我已经交了租 还要再付钱？ But I've already paid the rent. Why do they charge me again?
你以为你交了租就可以为所欲为？ You think you can have anything for free once you pay the rent?
不过你好过白板以前的男朋友一点儿 Anyway, you're a little bit better than Baiban's ex-boyfriend.
他租又不交 还又吃又拿 He never pays any rent. He just sponges on her.
我先声明 我不做这样的事 I have to make it clear! I wont do such a thing.
不过 如果价钱合理的话 However, I'll consider it if the pay is reasonable.
我也会考虑一下
那小子一定是警察 He must be a cop.
他知道我那么多 肯定起了我底 He knows so much about me.
他真的知道你很多事情 He really knows a lot about you.
不单单是我 是我们 Not just about me, all of us.
总之是不能让他留在这里 We can't let him stay.
否则 不要说每天接十个客 Otherwise, not to mention having 10 customers per day,
就是接一个也不行 Even one is impossible.
警察都是人 A cop is just a human being.
说的是 不如用我的美色去引诱他 Let me seduce him?
说不定他会放过你们 Perhaps he will let you go.
不如这些事都交给我去想吧 Leave me to think about it, airight?
神经病 你发什么妓？ Are you crazy?
我讲的事不是你所想的那些 What I'm saying is not what you're thinking.
我讲的是被他抓到 要坐牢的话 What I'm saying is that if he catches us, we have to go to jail.
坐牢 谁去供你的女儿念书 傻瓜 Who is going to support your daughter?
可不可以这样 在他被赶走之前 Before kicking him out,
让他先欺骗了我好吗？ Can you let him cheat me first?
对… Right...
别浪费嘛 Don't miss this chance.
就是嘛 Right.
你猜他可不可以在一晚能骗到俩个 Do you think he can cheat two people in one night?
你们都是神经病 You're crazy!
我现在讲的要赶他走 What I'm saying now is to kick him out.
我是大姐 你们敢不听呀？ I'm the big boss here. Will you listen to me?
听 Yes.
听就行了 That's fine.
第一步是打麻将 The first step is playing Mahjong.
打麻将可以赶他走的吗？ What? Can we kick him out by playing Mahjong?
当然可以 Of course.
你有没有搞错？是不是这样打？ What's wrong with you?
你懂不懂打牌？ Don't you know how to play?
你有没有搞错… Are you crazy...
自己打万子… Discard a ten thousand?
糊 Win.
你这三八… You bitch...
为什么你的牌品那么差劲？ What sort of an attitude is that?
连麻将都扔… You dare to throw the tile...
荷里活有间大酒店 There is a big hotel in Hollywood
三个肥婆学踢波 Three fatty women learn to play football
学踢波 Learn to play football
你又踢 但又踢 You kick, she kicks
终于就跌落河！ Falling into the river at the end!
哼 Mmm...
荷里活… H o II ywo ad...
多少钱？ How much?
你在说什么？ What are you saying?
我走了 I'm leaving.
走？那走吧！ Leaving? Go!
不送了 I'm not sending you off.
别哭呀… Don't cry...
真行 How successful!
那就去吧 Go.
荷里活有间大酒店 There is a big hotel in Hollywood
三个肥婆学踢波… Three fatty women learn to play football
不介意我看你们打麻将吧？ Do you mind if I watch you play?
不介意 No.
我们一个人拿几只牌的呢？ How many tiles should each of us take?
你们喜欢那么早便打麻将 You like playing Mahjong so early?
其实我只是刚才学打麻将的 I just started to learn the game.
我不喜欢那么嘈吵的玩意 I don't like such a noisy game.
骚扰人家嘛 是吗… It'll disturb other people. Right?
你又说唱歌 You said you'd sing.
我记不起了 I forgot.
对了 反正你们也是在消磨时间 You're playing Mahjong to kill time, right?
不如我带你去一个地方 Let me take you to a place.
上街吗？我去拿手袋 Going out? I'll go and get my handbag.
你的衣服是用来工作时穿的 You wear these clothes for your work.
不如换下来 别弄脏 Change them. Don't make them dirty.
这些是很普通的 These are just ordinary clothes.
什么 你是不是嫌不够Grand You think they are not grand enough?
我说得不对 不是Grand吗？ Did I pronounce it wrong?
不是 Grand,Grand都是一样 No. It doesn't matter anyway.
你先听我说是 - Hey... listen to me first. - Okay.
我现在来银行帮你们借钱 Now, III help you borrow money from the bank.
我做担保人 I'll be the guarantor.
那你们就有钱还债了 是吗？ So you can have money to repay the debt.
签了它 Sign it.
签名？ Sign it?
开会 Meeting.
上次我签一个名就由十万变二十万 Last time I signed, the debt increased from 100 thousand to 200 thousand.
这次又签 This time if I sign...
他都算是奸险 How cunning he is!
一次过想骗四个 He wants to cheat all four of us at a once.
你是不是连我都不相信 You don't trust me?
不是…信…全赖有你 Yes... I trust you... you're so reliable.
就这样吧 我替你们签名 Well, I'll sign for you.
那钱是你们还的 But you have to repay the money yourselves.
怎样还？还多少？ How to repay it? How much to repay each time?
你听我说吧 Listen to me.
我替你们计算过 I have calculated it for you.
借二十万 分两年还 If you borrow 200 thousand and repay it in two years' time,
每人每个月都是还三 四千块 Each of you only have to repay $3,000 or $4,000 every month.
做普通职业都有能力偿还 You'll be able to repay it even if you have an ordinary job.
那么少对嘛 - So little? - Yes.
开会 Meeting.
那么容易借 还有人去借高利贷 If it's so easy to borrow money, why do people go to the usurer?
要看清楚 这家银行是不是高利贷开的 We have to check it out clearly if this bank is owned by a usurer.
别管他 总之是用他的名来借便借多点 If I knew we can use his name to borrow the money, we should ask more.
我想去欧洲买点东西 I want to shop around in Europe.
恭喜你们 一星期后便有钱拿 Congratulations. You'll get the money one week later.
那么快 那太好… So quickly? How wonderful!
我想去整容 I want to have a face lift.
我要去日本学声乐呀 I want to go to Japan for singing lesson.
我只是想知道他想怎么样？ I just want to know what's in his mind.
世界上真有这样便宜的事情 白痴 Greed often causes loss, idiot!
我知道你有个女儿在罗省念书 I know you have a daughter studying in America.
我可以帮她申请助学金 I can help her apply for a grant.
不过我帮你们那样多 But I'm not helping you for nothing.
是有条件的 There are prerequisites.
她干什么？ What's it?
他说有条件的 He says there are prerequisites.
各位姐妹 让我来 Sisters, let me...
我就知道他不是个好东西 I know he's not a good fellow.
老老实实 Be honest.
陪男人上床我们已经习惯了 We're accustomed to sleeping with men.
如果你要拍些什么 But if you want to shoot dirty movies or photos, don't bother them.
小电影 写真集便别找她
找我便行了 I'll do it.
别误会 Don't misunderstand me.
我只不过是觉得你们的那份工作太辛苦了 Working in the nightclub is no easy job.
所以我想替你们找份新工作 I want to find another job for you.
让你们转工罢了 So you can change jobs.
转工？ Change jobs?
糟糕了 你看她的嘴都歪了 Damn it. Look at her mouth.
这次太糟糕了 What bad luck!
怎样办？ What shall we do?
说吧 Tell me.
有没有看见我的告解袍 Have you seen my robe?
我明明挂在这里 I hanged it here.
神父 我又做错了事情 Father, I've done something wrong again.
我又爱上了一个男人 I fall in love with a man again.
小姐 Ma'am.
你可不可以说些我想知道的事情呢？ Can you tell me something which I want to know?
例如…关于“恐龙”这种哩 For example... something about that Dinosaur.
神父 Priest,
告解不是我想说什么便说什么的吗？ I can say whatever I want in confession, right?
本来是这样 That's right.
但是你要明白 But you must understand.
全世界不单是你一个人告解 There are a lot of people who want to confess.
你知不知道神是很忙的 God is very busy.
只要你讲出你与“恐龙” Just tell me your relationship with Dinosaur.
有什么关系便行了
你怎样知道会有这个人呀？ How do you know about Dinosaur?
祂是神 你明不明白？ He is God. Don't you understand?
神 神是无处不在的 God is everywhere.
你明白吗？神是什么事情都知道的 Understand? God knows everything.
所以你要快点说出来 So speak it out quickly.
否则别怪神不客气 Otherwise, God will punish you.
你别讲“恐龙” Don't talk about Dinosaur.
你那么喜欢“恐龙”便别做神父了 If you like Dinosaur so much, don't be a priest.
这位教友 你在里面干什么？ What are you doing inside, sister?
我坐在这里一定是告解啦 老兄 I am here to confess.
告解不是在这一间 请你出来 You shouldn't confess here. Please come out.
你没有注明的 There is no sign.
小姐 这里不准抽烟的 Ma'am, you can't smoke here.
请问刚才谁替你告解呢？ Who did the confession with you just then?
满面胡须的那个神父 The priest with beard.
我们这里的神父是没有留胡须的 We haven't got such a priest with beard here.
那可能是神吧 Maybe he's God.
神父剃不剃胡子都关我事 A priest with or without beard is not my concern.
今晚是你最后一晚返夜总会 Tonight is your last night here.
以后你不开心时 You don't have to laugh anymore when you're unhappy.
对着些你不想笑的人便不用笑了
对吗？这很辛苦的嘛 Right? It's a tough job.
辛苦？不是呀 我已经习惯了 A tough job? I'm already accustomed to it.
笑多些 什么事情都容易过去嘛 If I laugh more, things will become easier.
当然不是这样啦 I don't think so.
笑是真正开心才会笑嘛 People laugh only when they are happy.
你不开心时候都要笑 会令肌肉抽筋的 If you've to laugh even you're unhappy, the muscles will twitch.
到你真要笑的时候便不会笑了 You won't be able to laugh when you really want to laugh.
抽筋？ Twitch?
怪不得近来我的肌肉老是在抽筋啦 No wonder my muscles keep twitching.
我现在是开心的笑还是不开心的笑呢？ I'm laughing happily or unhappily now?
让我看看 Let me see.
好痛呀 It's painful.
还可以 未麻木… Not bad. Not numb yet.
我开心笑有什么好处？ What advantage will I gain if I laugh happily?
你在这里等我一会儿 Wait for me here.
请问 我想送花给女孩子 Excuse me, what kind of flower should I buy for a girl?
应该送些什么花呢？
送花给女孩子送什么花都行 Any kind of flower will do.
要纯情 送百合花 Want to look pure and innocent? Buy her lilies.
扮亲切 送康乃馨 Want to look cordial? Buy her carnations.
想甩掉她 送白菊花 Want to ditch her? Buy her white chrysanthemums.
食硬她的送棵草都可以 Sure she'll be yours? A bunch of grasses will do.
跟你上了床便什么都不用送 省了 Slept with you already? No need to buy her anything.
你是哪一种呢？ Which type?
哪一种都不是 None of the above.
我送花给她只是想鼓励她 I buy her flowers just to encourage her.
鼓励？ Encourage?
新品种呀？ What does that mean?
我已经问银行借钱了 I've already borrowed money from the bank.
泰哥 过两天便可以连本带利还给你了 I can repay all the money to you in two days.
你当我是银行吗？ You think I'm the bank?
追债都要寄信给你呀？ Do I have to send you a letter to ask you to repay the debt?
别说废话了 No more bulishit!
恐龙有条好计 Dinosaur has a plan.
叫你引诱些有钱人 捉他们的黄脚鸡 He wants you to seduce some rich men and extort money from them.
做完这一单 你的债就会还清了 After that, your debt will be cleared off.
有消息我再传呼你 I'll page you again.
有什么了不起 Who do you think you are?
他们是什么人？ Who are they?
他们是我麻将馆的朋友 Friends from the Mahjong association.
他们来祝贺我最后一天脱苦海呀 They come to congratulate me that I'll be free after tonight.
你脸为什么这样红？ Why is your face so red?
是吗？不是呀 Is it? I don't know.
是呀没有呀 - Yes, it is. - It's airight.
刚才他们说我漂亮 我太开心了便面红了 They said that I look pretty. I'm so happy that my face goes red.
这枝花好漂亮呀 The flower is very beautiful.
我曾经说过 如果有人送花送满我的房子 I've said if someone sends me a roomful of flowers,
我会很喜欢他的 I'll be very happy.
不过你这枝花已经令我很开心了 But this flower you send me already make me feel happy.
因为这是我第一次收花 Because it's the first time I receive a flower.
其实你欣赏自己像欣赏这朵花一样 You should appreciate yourself like you appreciate this flower.
你以后做什么事都会很容易成功的 Then you will do things more easily.
你的贺词很有意义 What you said is very meaningful.
一点都不例牌 It's so unusual.
我上班了 I have to go to work now.
好呀 Okay.
再见再见 - Bye. - Bye.
再见 Bye.
你瞎了眼睛吗？ Are you blind?
我来找贵利泰 I come here to see Loan Shark Tai.
他是第一个不叫我泰哥的人 He is the first person who calls me by that name.
要不要关闸呀？老大 Shall we close the door?
神经病 Are you crazy?
你就是贵利泰？ You're Loan Shark Tai?
你找我干什么？ Why do you want to see me?
关于白雪花借你钱的事 I want to talk to you about Bai Xuehua.
那你来是讲数啦 You come here to negotiate?
不是讲数 是要你多给她一个星期 No, I hope you can give her one more week,
到时候她一定会还钱给你 then she'll be able to pay you back all the money.
没有人叫你坐！ Nobody asks you to sit down!
既然他能坐下来 当然来头不少 Since you dare to sit here, you must have powerful backing.
我们是忠义堂 你是那个堂的？ We're from Zhongyi Gang. Which gang are you from?
我圣芳济堂 I'm from St. Francis Xavier's.
你们有没有听过这个名字？ Have you heard of it?
没有 可能是新堂吧 No. Perhaps a new gang.
怎样称呼你呢？ How should I address you?
钟国强 Zhong Guoqiang.
可能是中方代表 我们要看清楚 He may be a representative from China. We should be careful.
你老大叫什么名字？ Who is your big brother?
我老大？ Big brother?
你们的领导人 Your leader.
大主教呀 The archbishop.
他们有教主 可能是旧堂复兴吧 Maybe it's an old gang in rejuvenation.
你们有多少兄弟？ How many brothers do you have?
我们的兄弟姊妹在全世界总数过亿 We have more than 1 billion brothers and sisters all over the world.
在香港都有十万人 There are about 100 thousand in Hong Kong.
从没有听过那个堂口有十万人的 No gang ever has as much as 100 thousand members.
少年警讯都说啦 The police say there are
“十三”是二万 “合桃露”是三万 20,000 members in ??13? 30,000 in Hetaolu? ,
“保济堂”是一万 10,000 in Baojitang?
全部加在一起也不够十万 Less than 100 thousand members all together.
你说十万 You said there're 100 thousand members in your gang?
吓鬼吗？ Are you kidding?
我说我自己有一百万呀！ I say I have 1 million members!
干什么？ What are you doing?
我知道你一定会问的 I know you will ask.
我们有注册的 We have registered.
你打电话到政府部门问问吧 You can call this government department to check it.
这是他们的电话 Their number.
我这里有十几把西瓜刀 一支枪 We've got more than ten knives and a gun here.
如果你想走出去 打电话跟你老大说 If you want to get out of here, call your big brother.
要他来带你走 Ask him to get you out.
好 Okay.
麻烦你指这边吧 我惯用这边听电话的 Can you point it at this side? I've to make a call.
我帮你打给他 但他未必有空听的 I'll dial for you but he may not have time to answer the call.
他这么镇定 会不会“拖马”过来？ He looks so calm. Maybe he has reinforcements?
老大 那我们用不用“拖马”呢？ Shall we send for more brothers?
如果他们已经在外面 It'll be too late if his reinforcements are already outside.
我们现在拖马那我们输定了
听不听到呀？ Hello.., can you hear?
警察警察 - Police. - Police.
站在一边 Move to one side.
大家合作 双手靠墙 Search them and see if there's anything.
喂 有警察在这里 Here are police
不用我教啦 走呀 Move
你涉嫌放高利贷 We suspect that you're a loan shark,
自称为三合会会员 和藏有… You claim to be a triad member, and...
攻击性武器 现在正式拘捕你 Possess weapons. We officially arrest you now.
有什么证据？ Any evidence?
我们这里有生果拼盘招呼客人 We use fruits to treat our customers.
有西瓜刀出奇吗？ It's not surprising that we have knives.
开机 Play.
是 Yes.
既然他能坐下来 当然来头不少 Since you dare to sit here, you must have powerful backing.
我们是忠义堂 你是那个堂的？ We're from Zhongyi Gang. Which gang are you from?
这些就是证据 This is evidence.
我圣芳济堂 I'm from St. Francis Xavier's.
我这里有十几把西瓜刀 一支枪 We've got more than ten knives and a gun here.
如果你想走出去 打电话跟你老大说 If you want to get out of here, call your big brother.
要他来带你走 Ask him to get you out.
我们警方好多谢你合作 Thanks for your cooperation.
令到我们可以顺利拘捕他们 Otherwise, we can't arrest them.
我上司问你 你什么时候有空？ My superior asks you when you'll be free.
你真够棒 我给你面子 How dare you inform the police to catch me!
你居然找警察来抓我
打个电话给恐龙 叫他来保我出去 Call Dinosaur and ask him to bail me out.
现在不是事必要你说 不过你… You need not say anything now, but...
拉他上车 还说什么废话 Take him to the car. Why such a lot of bullshit?
现在他不会听你说的 He won't listen.
真是大笨蛋 Bastard!
你们警方的效率真高 The police are very efficient.
把恐龙也一起抓走吧 Why don't you catch Dinosaur too?
拘捕了恐龙 白雪花就不用被迫卖淫了 If you do so, Bai Xuehua doesn't have to prostitute herself.
快些吧 Hurry up!
如果想抓恐龙 If you want to catch Dinosaur,
你就不要阻止白雪花去卖淫 明白吗？ don't stop her doing it.
你这样不是很矛盾吗？ These two things are contradictory.
一点矛盾都没有
我们现在已抓了恐龙的手下 They're not. We've already caught Dinosaur's hechman.
你明不明白？ Don't you understand?
恐龙知道我们抓了他的手下 他随时都会出来 If Dinosaur knows we've caught his henchman, he'll come out.
帮…帮他的手下报仇 你明白 To avenge him.
所以你要立即离开这个妞儿 不要搅她 So leave that girl alone at once.
不要阻碍我们警方办案 我谢谢你了 Don't interfere the police. Thank you.
我…
再见 Bye.
白板 Baiban.
你看 贵利泰给警方抓走呀 还登报了 Look. Tai was caught by the police.
是呀 Right.
那我们不用还钱了 We don't have to repay the money.
不用还钱就好啦 It's great if we don't have to repay it.
我朋友答应给你们去见工呀 My friend agrees to give you a job interview.
走啦… Let's go.
老大 Brother.
什么老大呀？你认错人呀 老大 Brother? You must have mistaken me for another person.
昨晚我们在麻将馆打麻雀 We saw you negotiate with Loan Shark Tai last night.
见到你一个人跟贵利泰讲数
很威风呀 You're great.
老大有十万兄弟 不喜欢别人擦鞋的 Brother don't like flattery.
我已经说 你们认错人了 I've told you that you have mistaken me for another person.
你们不要再说 Stop it.
老大发脾气了 Brother gets angry.
老大 我们是在这里看场的 We look after this place
但是这里没什么利钱 but can't make much money.
以后我们跟你吧 Let us follow you.
好…你们站在这里 Airight... stand there.
见有人经过你们鞠躬就行了 Bow to whoever passes by.
是 我们绝对受得起考验的 Yes. We can withstand all sorts of trials.
走吧 Let's go.
是 老大 Yes, brother.
你好 Hi.
你好我怕那份工作做不来呀 - Hi. - I'm afraid that I can't do this job well.
你好
Hi.
如果你想洗相片 按这个按钮就可以了 If you want to develop photos, press this button.
如果想洗下一张 To develop the next photo,
就按这个按钮 然后再按这个就有下一张了 Press this button. Press this again for the next one.
这份工作是你们新的开始 This is a new start.
就算不喜欢都不要灰心 Don't feel frustrated even if you don't like the job.
我会帮你们再找一份的 I'll help you.
我们一定全力去做的 是不是？ We'll try our best, right?
可以转换吗？ Can we change it?
继续吧 Let's carry on.
刚才说到洗相片要按这个按钮 Press this button to develop photos.
如果你想洗下一张就按这个 Press this to develop the next one.
如果你想改变相片的颜色 就按这个 If you want to change the color of the photo, press this.
这里有三种颜色给你选 There are three colors for you to choose.
如果你想改黄色 就按黄按钮 If you want to change the yellow color,
再按加减按钮 press the yellow button.
这么深奥 她们在干什么？ I don't understand what are they doing now.
一定是捉完黄脚鸡之后当洗相片佬 Maybe they want to develop the photos themselves.
肥水不流别人田 They don't want others to gain profit from them.
开这么大店子 Open such a big shop to develop photos to extort money?
就是为了洗自己黄脚鸡的相片呀
阿东 Dong.
你看 上次那个玩了不给钱的混蛋呀 Look! That bastard!
是啊 混蛋请问 - Right. That bastard! - Excuse me.
请问… Excuse me...
我不会招待女人的 I don't know how to serve women.
叫她走啦 Ask her to go away.
想去掉他中间 Wanna remove the centre part
先生 Sir.
原来是你呀 It's you.
先生 你平时喜欢去哪玩？ Where do you like to go usually, Sir?
请坐 坐… Please sit down.
需要些什么类型的服务呢？ What kind of service would you like?
我要一筒爱克发菲林 I want to buy a roll of Agfa.
抽烟吧 Smoke?
喝什么呢？ What do you want to drink?
来 我们玩大话骸吧 Come, let's play.
我只是买菲林 I come to buy films.
要不要踩背？ Want a back massage?
好呀 Yes.
让我来 Let me do it.
你没事吧？ Are you airight?
大力点 Yes, go ahead.
先生 代支多少呀？ How much, Sir?
我帮你捏脖子吧 Want me to massage your neck?
好呀 Yes.
五佰好不好？ Five hundred, okay?
好呀 Yes.
这边… This way...
捏得这样开心！? So happy!
我回去写份Report Port你 I'll report you.
小姐 请问你会不会像她们一样捏骨的呢？ Ma'am, will you give massage to customers like those girls there?
神经病 Crazy!
你要钱啦 That means it needs money.
菲林呀 Films.
我只是要一筒爱克发 I just want one roll.
这不是打麻将 没有一筒 One roll? So few?
你这么帅 买多些菲林影相留念嘛 You look so smart. Buy more films to take photos of yourself.
发哥…原来买三箱菲林有熊仔送 Fa, you can get a teddy bear for free
招呼很好呀 if you buy 3 boxes of films.
如果那间是金店 If that's a goldsmith,
现在你不是要请人帮忙抬了吗？ you'll have to ask someone to help you now.
有你在嘛 I've got you.
那你就抓住这跟着人了 不要放下呀 Take them with you. Don't put them down.
哦 Airight.
Father John 我很快就可以回来了 Father John, I can come back soon.
钟神父 Father Zhong.
我已把那些东西拿来了 I've brought you all these things.
在这里不要叫我神父 Don't call me Father here.
没有必要的就不要叫我 Don't wake me up if not necessary.
喂
喂 钟哥 Hi, Zhong.
我有话要跟你说 I have something to talk to you.
我也有话要跟你说 I also have something to talk to you.
到那边坐吧 Sit down over there.
我有份礼物送给你们 I have a present for all of you.
送你给我们吗？ You give yourself to us?
不是 No.
出来 Come out.
你们这么喜爱唱歌 You like singing so much.
应该组织一队乐队 Why don't you form a band?
唱一些好歌 Sing some good songs.
日后在歌唱那里 And win an award
赢个奖回来 In singing.
这样就是送给我最好的礼物 This will the best present for me.
“为理想 为理想 用心向上” Working hard for our dream?
“求上进 求上进 心花放” Being motivated?
“共你闯 共你闯 不必慌张” Don't panicky, getting through every barriers with you?
“应相信 坏女会变栋梁” Believe even the bad girl will be good?
“三二一GO" Three two one GO!?
“齐祈望 你要自强” We should be self-relianced?
“我要自强 有你在旁 哪怕傍徨” Won't feel lost if you are by my side?
“当天错 改过 盼多见谅” Please forgive me if I was wrong?
“愿吉星将降 齐发图强” Let the good will shower us and be strong?
“找到方向 心中欢畅” Find the direction and sing?
“今天要开心 快乐歌唱” Sing strong and happily?
“是幻想 是妄想 内心渴望” Is illusion or delusion??
“能共你 齐共你 走康庄” We walk through the path with you?
“旧创伤 莫再想 改改思想” Forget the trauma and change your mind?
“应知道 坏女会变凤凰” Believe even the bad girl will be good?
“三二一GO" Three two one GO!?
“齐祈望 你要自强” We should be self-relianced?
“我要自强 有你在旁 哪怕傍徨” Won't feel lost if you are by my side?
“当天错 改过 盼多见谅” Please forgive me if I was wrong?
“愿吉星将降 齐发图强” Let the good will shower us and be strong?
“找到方向 心中欢畅” Find the direction and sing?
“今天要开心 快乐歌唱” Sing strong and happily?
“齐祈望 你要自强” We should be self-relianced?
“我要自强 有你在旁 哪怕傍徨” Won't feel lost if you are by my side?
“当天错 改过 盼多见谅” Please forgive me if I was wrong?
“愿吉星将降 齐发图强” Let the good will shower us and be strong?
“找到方向 心中欢畅” Find the direction and sing?
“今天要开心 快乐歌唱” Let's sing happily?
“个个发奋 要向上” Everyone fight hard?
“个个奋斗 争向上” Everyone work hard?
“我要与你 共存共享” We will be together?
“今朝苦与乐共尝” Getting every sweet and bitter?
没水呀！ Get some water!
你们继续练 我去拿水给你们 Carry on practicing. I'll get some water for you.
拿着 Hold it.
练歌呀 Practice
没有水怎样唱呀？ How can we sing without water?
神经病 Idiot!
你怎么会在这里？ Why are you here?
因为我知道你在这里 Because I know you're here.
我用了三倍的租金租了包租婆的房间 I rented the landlady's room by paying three times the rent.
你表妹好阔绰呀 Your cousin is a big spender.
你的神圣接触愈来愈复杂了 Things are getting more and more complicated.
表哥 Cousin.
你告诉我 Tell me
是我令到你离开教会的 It's me who makes you leave the church.
你搬来这里住 You move here
是为了等我！ To wait for me!
这个…对不起… - This woman... - I'm sorry...
这女人太凶了 比四只鸡还要凶 This woman is so fierce, fiercer than that four whores.
发哥 那个大眼妹又搬进去了 Fa, that girl moves into the house too.
我都不明白那个神父有些什么吸引力 What makes the priest so attractive?
这个神父是不是想在这里 The priest wants to open a large scale brothel here
开个大型“鸡场”呢？
垄断这区的色情事业？ So as to monopolize the pornographic business in this area?
聪明 How smart!
谢谢 Thank you!
你真是个笨蛋 Idiot!
钟哥为什么这么久呀？ Why does it take so long?
他是不是忘记了 Has he forgotten?
你知道不知道自己做的那些实验 Don't you know the experiments have made you insane?
做到变白痴呀
是吗？ Really?
你先走吧 Go home.
我明白 你这里有四个女人嘛 I know there are four women here.
你不准我留下 If you wont let me stay here,
我去告诉她们 说你是神父 I'll tell them that you're a priest.
好了…你可以留下了 Airight. You can stay.
但千万不要揭露…揭露我的身份呀 But don't tell them that I'm a priest.
不要给她们吃药呀 Don't give them any medicine.
钟哥 去拿水为什么要那么久？ Why does it take so long to get the water?
我介绍我的新房客给你们认识 Let me introduce to you a new tenant.
我表妹 My cousin.
表妹？ Cousin?
很小那些吗？ A little girl?
我表妹读书读得多了 所以有点神经病 My cousin has studied too hard, so she's a bit crazy.
这样好惨呀 What a pity!
是呀 现在的孩子很辛苦 Right, the kids nowadays have to study really hard.
学能测验好难考的 The examinations are very difficult.
以前我女儿天天都要买波鞋 My daughter has to buy a pair of shoes every day.
你表妹呢？你表妹呢？ - Where is your cousin? - Where is your cousin?
表妹 Cousin.
不要搅姐姐 Don't touch our things.
想躲起来捉弄我们？ Want to hide and fool us?
不要乱走 快点出来 Come out quickly.
喂 Hey.
各位 Hi, everybody.
不是变得这样快呀 What a change!
你表妹在那一间娱乐场做的？ Which club does your cousin work in?
各位姊妹 你们好 Sisters, how are you?
我们都开始不做了 We've already quit.
不如你劝劝她也不要做了吧 Why don't you ask her to quit as well?
不可以
她做什么都做不长的 She won't be able to do any other jobs.
你看她样子 完全入格 Look at her. Just like a whore.
为什么我们不跟踪那四个妓女？ Why don't we follow those four whores?
只是跟踪这大眼妞 Why just follow this girl?
发哥 我们是不是转移了目标？ Fa, have we changed our target?
现在只有大眼妞一个人吗？ Is the girl alone now?
是 Yes.
怎么你不早点讲？ Why didn't you tell me?
你整天站在这挡着 我看不到呀 You're blocking my view. I can't see anything!
发哥 你上去光顾呀？ Fa, you want to go to visit her?
你试试看说多一次？ Say once more?
你是不是上去光顾呀？! You want to go to visit her?
表哥 Cousin.
找谁？ Who are you looking for?
找你 You.
我不认识你 你找我干什么？ I don't know you. What do you want from me?
你只是做熟客？没有第一次又怎会成熟客？ You just do regular customers?
我明白啦 进来吧 I see. Come in.
要不要关门？ Do I have to close the door?
不用 很快的呀 No, it won't take long.
你不用担心 怎样厉害我都不成问题 Don't worry. I'm very healthy. No problem at all.
循例罢了 把舌头伸出来 Just a routine. Stick your tongue out.
伸出点儿 Out more.
按住 Hold it.
以往收多少钱？ How much do you charge?
三千 Three thousand.
我不需要全套服务 我要赶时间 I don't need full service. I'm in a hurry.
一样收三千 把药先吃了 Just the same. Three thousand. Take the medicine.
吃了这药会对你有帮助 The medicine will help you.
有什么帮助？ What is it for?
根据猩猩的通性 This medicine will help to
这药会立刻减低你脑下垂体分泌的刺激性 Reduce the stimulation of secretion of the lower hypothesis cerebra.
是跟性有关系？ Anything to do with sex?
不是 是和血压有关 No, it has something to do with the blood pressure.
你现在是否觉得没有了侵略性？ Do you feel that you're not so aggressive now?
什么都没有了 Yes, not a bit aggressive at all.
正常的 猩猩就正是这样的反应 Normal. This is the normal reaction of orang-outangs.
你吃了这药以后 在四个钟头之内 After taking the medicine, within four hours,
就会将你的侵略性减低至零度 Your aggressiveness will decline to zero.
你拿这一张单去配药 Take this prescription.
当你每次性饥饿时 就各服一粒 Whenever you have sexual desire, take one each.
就会没事的 You'll be fine then.
可以帮你恢复回正常的状态 It can help you become normal again.
那三千圆就是你的诊金 有事再上来找我 Those $3,000 are consultation fee. Come again if you have problem.
发哥 怎么这么快？ So quick?
就是这么快 你想不想试？ Yes, don't you want to try?
小心点 扶住他 Be careful. Hold him.
发哥 你没有事吧？ Are you alright?
很快就会没事的 Hell be fine.
钟哥 怎么你这么迟？ Why are you so late, Zhong?
我的陀表又坏了 My watch is broken.
我送个新的给你 整天都迟到 I'll buy you a new one so that you won't be late.
预备 Ready?
一、二、三、四 1, 2, 3, 4.
“如时针 爱念每刻运行” My love to you keep running like clock?
“每一秒一分 仍在构想入神” Thinking of you in every second?
“夜里梦里 真爱来临 日里未有发生” Hope my true love will come in my dream?
“仍狂想 这幻觉 多逼真” Wish my dream comes true?
“听到你声音” -钟哥 - Listening to your voice? - Zhong.
“犹如置身白云” -小心点 - is like flying through clouds? - Be careful.
你还想着我做的那些事情 You're still thinking about the things I did?
我跟我说过 说笑要开心的笑 I told myself to laugh happily.
我看得出 你这几天是不开心的 I can see that you've been unhappy these few days.
去哪里 我知你不会告诉我们的 I know you won't tell us where you're going.
我觉得很失败 I am a loser.
我阻止不到你做的事情 I can't stop you from doing what you're doing now.
但是为了些弟兄和我们的 But you've already done so much
你付出已经是很多的 For the brothers and us.
太危险的 我想你别逼自己去证明 Don't force yourself to prove anything.
-我一直想告诉你 -别说吧 - I have always wanted to tell you... - Don't talk.
你要记住 Remem ber.
你有说话跟我说 你就一定会回来 You have something to tell me. You must come back.
你要讲的 就让我先讲吧 Let me speak first.
记得回来 Remember to come back.
你是我最重要的人 You're the most important person to me.
“人情深 我是过于天真” Falling in love makes me naive?
“不去关灯 全为怕这黑暗” Afraid of the dark without you?
“愿你夜里给点指引 共结伴过一生” Please show me direction to be with you?
“每隔两秒 我都想起你” Thinking of you in every second?
“但我不懂 使你心欢喜” But I don't know how to make you happy?
“每隔两秒 我都想起你” Thinking of you in every second?
“完全忘掉了自己” Loving you makes me forget who I am?
“爱会变成真 两分钟的热吻” Dream will come true and falling for you?
“成为现实爱人” -钟哥 相片洗出来了 - Two become one? - Zhong, we get the photos
“谁愿梦里白等” -我们买了只表给你 - Two become one? - We've bought you a watch.
“爱哪有原因 两心只需合衬” Only heart to heart?
钟哥 Zhong.
表妹 你有没有见过钟哥？ Cousin, have you seen Zhong?
今早见过 I saw him this morning.
不过搬走了 没告诉你吗？ But he has moved. Didn't he tell you?
搬走了 He has moved.
你说他搬走了 搬到哪里？ You said he has moved? To where?
他在教堂出来 一定是搬回教堂 He comes from the church, so he must have moved back there.
什么教堂呀？ Which church?
他引导你的时候 叫我别告诉你 He asked me not to tell you when he was guiding you.
不过他已经做完他应该做的事 But he has already finished what he ought to do.
告诉你也无所谓 I can tell you now.
你是说他是来引导我们 You said he came here to guide us.
我带你去见他 I'll take you to see him.
我只是想知道 他是否这里的神父？ I just want to know if he's a priest here?
是 Yes.
是？真是？ Yes? Really?
你是他的上司 你怎样教他的？ You're his superior. How do you teach him?
他整天说 关心我们 爱我们 He always tells us how he cares for us and loves us.
但是现在他竟然玩失踪！ But now he disappears!
小姐… Ma'am...
我们教会所谓的爱呢 意义是很深的 The love we talk about here has deep meaning
范围也很广 and a wide scope.
就是譬如说 现在我关心你 For example, if I care for you,
也可以说我是爱你的 I can say I love you.
牛头不对马嘴！ Bulishit!
你的药没有什么用 是不是过了期？ Your medicine doesn't work. Maybe it has expired.
不如这样吧 我等你有空的时候 Shall I come to visit you when you're free?
找个机会让你帮我全身检查清楚 I want you to give me a body check.
本来我所有期都给一个病人定了 My time is fully occupied by a patient.
不过我给他吃的药不太适合他 But since the medicine I give him is not suitable for him,
暂时就让他停一段时间 I'll let him stop taking it for a period.
好吧 就将这段时间让给你 I can give you that period of time.
“付出的感情” The love I given?
“已出的说话 却未能再收” The word I spoke could not withdraw?
“白色衫领后 浓黑短发后” The one in white shirt and black hair?
“无意掠过心头” shaking my heart?
“昨天的恋人 变色的镜头” the couple yesterday?
“始终看未够” Could have broke up today?
“其实我以为 滴血的心内” Deep inside my bleeding heart?
“未放开的已放开” I am not letting go?
“无奈时间证实” Times could only prove our love is true?
“已经错失的爱 亦仍然是爱” But my true love is not you?
“不知不觉 想起你动人笑脸” Can't help thinking your smiling face?
“不经不意 想起了昨天” Can't help thinking yesterday?
“不知不觉 分开了 又忘记后” We broke up and forgot each other?
“没法想像” -人人都说谎话 - Everything is just like? - Everybody tells lies.
“一切依然” -连神父都说谎话 - The same and nothing change? - Priests tell lies as well.
我以后都不会再相信别人 I will no longer trust anybody.
我什么时候才会变回正常人？ When will I become normal again?
在伤心的时候呢 只会哭 不会笑的 To cry and not to laugh when I feel sad.
“谁不想快乐 谁不想决绝” Who don't want to be happy and desperate?
“忘记旧有哀愁” And forget all the sadness behind?
“但潇洒之后 笑声的背后” But why do you shuttle?
“却为何颤抖” behind your laughter?
“童话式故事 神话般结局” Love like fairy tale?
“谁也没法苛求” is not what we could ask for?
“但当天温柔 记忆中挽留” Just want to hold you tight in my memory?
“怎可以没有” It is all I could do?
“其实我以为 滴血的心内” Deep inside my bleeding heart?
“未放开的已放开” I am not letting go?
“无奈时间证实 已经错失的爱” Times could only prove our love is true?
“亦仍然是爱” But my true love is not you?
白板 坏人来了 快起床 Baiban, the bad guys coming. Get up quickly.
已经还了给你 你还想怎么样？ I have already paid you back. What do you want?
但那新丁连累我们被抓进警局 But that newcomer made us get caught by the police.
那十万保释金算你的账 The $100,000 bail should be on your bill.
你不怕我们有十几万兄弟的男朋友 Aren't you afraid of our friend who has got over 100 thousand brothers?
十几万兄弟 Over one hundred thousand brothers?
圣芳济堂是教堂 St. Francis Xavier's is a church.
是你那么笨才被人欺骗 You got cheated because you're too stupid.
那十万元利迭利 Those one hundred thousand dollars plus interest...
还不出来就找恐龙 If you can't pay it back, we'll find Dinosaur.
这单数是摆明“屈”你的 You're trapped.
去中东就是远了一点 The Middle East is far away.
如果不想出埠 If you don't want to go abroad,
你就暂时帮我们 You can help us
引那些专门瞒着老婆出来混的男人出来 Seduce those men who mess around without letting their wife's know.
他们这么没有良心 They have no conscience.
经过我们搞一搞 教一教 We'll teach them how to be good.
自然就会收心养性 We'll teach them how to be good.
那些老婆就不用这么慌张了 Their wife's need not be so worried anymore.
以后就会和睦相处 婚姻幸福 子女成才 They'll live together very happily and raise their children well.
社会更加安定 The community will become more stable.
你看看 我们的任务是多么伟大 See how important our mission is?
在这说得扭来晃去的 捉黄脚鸡吗？ You want to extort money from them, isn't it?
行了 总之我帮你的忙 Okay, I'll help you.
你呢 就帮我和姐妹们还笔钱给那家伙 But you must help us repay the debt to that bastard.
不过你的麻烦数好难搞的 你自己弄妥吧 It's very complicated. Sort it out yourself.
等你电话 I'll wait for your call.
老大 这女的会不会和警察商量好来骗我们 Brother, will she collaborate with the police to fool us?
你当我是你呀？我当然有办法 You think I'm as silly as you? I'll manage it.
这么容易让她骗 我还用叫恐龙 If she can fool me so easily, I won't be called Dinosaur.
是呀老大 不过这女的好像傻傻的 She seems to be a lunatic.
傻不要紧 我不是要她的脑 It doesn't matter. What I want is her body,
我要她的身体呀 not her brain.
老大 你的饮歌呀 Brother, your favorite song.
来… Come...
我自己会走 I'll go myself.
不要吵 Shut up!
进去 Go.
正常情形下 一男一女进房 Normally, after a man and a woman enter the bedroom,
冲凉脱衣服十分钟就进入正题 They will do it within ten minutes.
进到房里 我找相机 你捉鸡 Once we get in, I'll find the camera and you'll catch the whore.
发哥 Fa.
有钥匙不早点说 Why didn't you tell me that you've got the key?
你没有问过我 You didn't ask me?
什么来的？ What's that?
如果我会 那我也是变态的了 If I know, I must be abnormal too.
看他有没有身份证 Check if he has ID card.
原来让人捉黄脚鸡的就是你呀？警司！ You're their target? Mr. Superintendent!
你进来做什么？ Why do you come in?
先出来 出来 Go out. Go.
我长这么大 没见过这么老的男人光条条的 I have never seen such an old man naked.
你知不知你现在很危险？ Don't you know you're in danger now?
恐龙随时会上来捉黄脚鸡 你知不知道？ Dinosaur will come to catch you at any time. Don't you know?
什么黄脚鸡呀？ To catch me?
我和我老婆 每年的结婚纪念日 Every wedding anniversary, my wife and I
都是在这间酒店 在这间房子里庆祝的 Will celebrate in this room in this hotel.
整个警局都知道的 All the people in the police station know it.
是呀 我也知道 Right, I know it too.
你不告诉我？ Why didn't you tell me?
你没有问过我 You didn't ask me?
你不叫我问你？! Why didn't you ask me to ask you then?
没有理由的 我明明看着白板走进这房间 I really saw Baiban walk into this room.
对不起 发哥 I'm sorry, Fa.
你什么时候进这房间？ When did you come into this room?
我一进来就洗澡 我不知道 不记得呀 I went to take a bath as soon as I came in. I don't know anything.
床上边那两个变态公仔是？ What about those two dolls?
怎么你们都知道？ How did you know?
你一定是进错房间 You must have entered the wrong room.
这房间是… This room...
不要讲这么多了 No more bulishit.
恐龙正在上来捉你黄脚鸡 Dinosaur's coming up to catch you.
去别的房间先避一避 Go to another room to hide.
你想拉我去哪？ Where are you taking me?
不要走正门 走侧门 Don't use the front door. Use the side door.
这边是正门 那边才是侧门 This is the front door and that is the side door.
你不早点说 Why didn't you tell me early?
这次还不是头条！? It must be a headline!
香港警司赤裸与两男共处一室 A naked police superintendent with two men!
拍照！快拿证据！ Take photos!
干什么？还不快阻止他们！? What are you doing? Stop them!
各位 各位 照完相可以收工 Get it done quickly.
照完可以收工 Get it done quickly..
什么照完收工 拆菲林呀！ What? Remove the film!
拆菲林！拆菲林 Remove the film! Remove the film!
警员滥用暴力！新闻自由呀！ The cops use violence!
我们一定要报警… We'll call the police...
你俩个家伙听着 你们回去收拾好包袱 You two listen. Go back to pack your things.
我要解雇你们！ I'm going to fire you!
麦警司 发表一下… Superintendent Mai, any comments?
这次还不耍昏你们这班警察 I have fooled you this time.
死三八 看什么 Bitch, what are you looking at?
钟哥… Zhong...
不在里边呀 She isn't there.
钟哥呀 白板为你失踪了两天 Zhong, Baiban has disappeared for two days.
现在是生是死还不知道 We don't know whether she's dead or alive.
喂 放开我啦 Let me go!
你绑着我干什么？不关我事呀 Why did you tie me up? That doesn't concern me.
不关你事？ No?
上一次你玩我又说人又说神 You played tricks last time.
其实是你串通警察来整我们 You collaborated with the police to fool us.
龙哥 要不要抓她去做 Bloody Mary Shall we use her to make Bloody Mary?
我不会打女人的 I don't hit women.
女人是用来赚钱的 Women are used to make money.
你知不知道你上次打的那个女人是谁？ Don't you know who you hit last time?
是麦警司的老婆呀！ She is Superintendent Mai's wife.
已经叫你不要胡乱打人了 I've told you not to hit people at will.
打得好 打得好 打得妙 Well done! Well done!
本来没有事的 都给你搅到一塌糊涂了 You've made such a mess of it.
你已经给人投诉了 Someone has complained about you.
你等上庭吧 Wait to be called before the court.
已吩咐你不要胡乱打人了 I've warned you not to hit people.
不要再说了 先把她捆起来三、四天 Lock her up for three or four days.
等风声没那么紧 When the situation is not so tense,
然后用大船运她到中东去做妓女 Send her to the Middle East by ship to whore.
要她二十四小时都接客 无论是赚是赔 Make her work around the clock. Gain or loss,
我不想再见到她 I don't want to see her anymore.
不要呀 三、四天太长时间了 我不行的 Three or four days? Too long. No.
现在不关我事 我明天起放大假 This doesn't concern me. I'll be on annual leave from tomorrow.
在你放假之前 你有责任把白板找回来 It's your duty to find Baiban before you take your leave.
我现在只要把事情交待好 I just have to hand over my work.
钟神父 Father Zhong.
发哥 Fa.
有人见到贵利泰把白板 Someone saw Loan Shark Tai take Baiban
带到恐龙那间卡拉OK里 To Dinosaur's karaoke lounge.
立即出发 Let's start out.
现在你是警察 还是我是警察？ Who is the cop? You or me?
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary
我们没有开门 不做你生意了 We're closed. We're not serving you.
就算开了门也不做你生意 赶他们回去 Even if we aren't closed, we won't serve you. Kick them out.
抓住他 不要让他逃了 Catch him. Don't let him go!
捉迷藏呀 Playing hide-and-seek?
打电话给他们的警司 Call their superintendent
要他派人来抓他们回去 and ask him to catch them all.
老大 那妞在这里 你还要报警？ That girl is here. Call the police?
地方这么大 This place is so big.
把她关在房里他们来到也找不到 Lock her in the room and they won't find her.
看紧上面的房间 不要让他们找到 Watch that room upstairs. Don't let them find her.
是 Okay.
神父 你都好古惑呀 Father, you're so cunning.
还有什么花样呢？ Any other tricks?
白板在楼上 你快上去救她 Baiban is upstairs. Go and save her.
是 你交给我们啦 Leave it to us.
对 交给你了 Right, leave it to you.
楼梯上站这么多人 我们又革了职没有枪 There're so many people on the stairs. We're fired and have no guns.
这里没有我们的份儿了 收工吧 We can't do anything. Let's go.
那只剩下他一个人了 Leave him here alone?
没手枪就行了 You've got no guns?
关闸 Close the gate.
你有胆的就开枪 一开枪就有弹孔 Shoot if you have guts. There will be bullet holes.
我们警方一定会查出来的 The police will find you.
这里很高科技 弹孔可以改变嘛 It's very high tech here. I can change the pattern of the bullet holes.
快走 Run!
反击呀… Strike back...
没有枪怎样反击呀？ How are we going to strike back without guns?
不用这么心急 我们有钥匙嘛 Why so impatient? We have the key.
放开我…快点 Help me... quick.
没理由 神父比我们聪明的 The priest shouldn't be smarter than us.
糟了 关闸了 Shit! The door closed.
发哥 Fa.
这个是什么瓶 What kind of bottle is it?
无论怎样摔都摔不破的？ Is it unbreakable?
这最适合用来打架了 An ideal weapon for fighting.
是 Right.
破了就最好了 我刚想打破它 Broken? Good. I wanted to break it.
发哥 好像太短了 Fa, a bit too short.
一寸长一寸强 The longer the stronger.
一寸短一寸险 The shorter the weaker.
既然你明白这个道理 Since you understand this too,
跟我们解释一下 Let's analyse it.
他们现在的形势是非常的危险 They're in a dangerous situation now.
尽你的责任吧 Do your duty.
是 Yes.
天网恢恢 Justice has a long arm.
你逃不了 You can't escape.
你相信我们 Believe us.
不用怕 Don't be afraid.
去自首 Surrender yourself to the police.
给我支枪 Give me the gun.
不要紧张 Don't be nervous.
先把枪递出来 Give me the gun.
你当我是傻瓜吗？ You think I'm an idiot?
你有穿避弹衣吗？ Have you worn any bullet-proof vest?
有 Yes.
那你有没有戴避弹头盔呀？ Have you worn any bullet-proof helmet then?
不要转身 转身就一枪打死你的拍档 Don't turn around. Otherwise, I'll shoot your partner.
我不用转身 I don't have to turn around.
发哥 我在中间 Fa, I am here in the middle
发哥 Fa.
发哥 这次你瞄不准 打中了他的胸膛 Fa, you missed. You hit his chest.
一开你马上撞啦 Push once it opens.
撞！ Push!
他们闪避得这么快 They dodge so swiftly.
顶住 Hold on.
刚才你在什么时间打电话回去警局的？ When did you call back to the police station?
十分钟前 Ten minutes ago.
那么警察就没有这么快来到了 So the police won't be here so soon.
为什么这样快？ Why do they arrive so soon?
警局就在你对面嘛 The police station is just opposite.
老大 你曾经说过的 Brother, you've said
最危险的地方就是最安全的地方 The most dangerous place is the safest place.
对 That's right.
你守住 我上厕所 Keep watch. I have to go to the toilet.
龙哥 Brother Long.
你是不是想逃呢？ You want to escape?
我逃跑？ Escape?
我不会这样没义气的 I wont.
要逃一定和你们一起逃 If I escape, I will take you with me.
你惨了 You're in trouble.
阿泰 Tai.
开路 警察上来了 Open the way. The police are coming.
我们不是赢定了吗？ We shall win, isn't it?
走啦 Let's go.
谁放了这么多东西阻塞条路 Who put such a lot of things here to block the way?
明天我会叫兄弟清理好的 I'll ask someone to clear them away tomorrow.
阿泰 Tai.
干什么？ What's it?
你立即去看看下面的兄弟怎么样？ Go and see how they're doing downstairs.
那些警察是不是来了？ But the police are coming.
没这么快的 我先下去把门打开 They won't be here so soon. I'll go and open the door.
你立即通知我们的兄弟 Inform the brothers at once.
快去…是 -Go... - Yes.
如果有警察来 你先挡住他们 If the police come, fend them off.
按铃这么久 为什么都没有人开门？ Why doesn't anybody open the door?
可能消息不准确吧 Maybe the sources are wrong.
没有理由 有人打 999 报案的 But someone has dialed 999 to report it.
我们多等一会儿吧 Let's wait for a while.
这么多路牌指引都走不出去的 How come we can't go out?
难道我们给骗了 Have we been cheated?
拼一拼吧 Try my luck.
我自由啦 我自由啦 I'm free. I'm free.
欢迎你自投罗网呀 Welcome.
你出卖我 你出卖我 You betray me! You betray me!
来 回侏罗纪公园去 Come, let's go back to the Jurassic Park.
你踩住我的尾巴呀 You're stepping on my tail.
对不起…不好意思 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
是谁？ Who is it?
警察呀 Police.
为什么会有警察？ Why do the police come?
好多胡子的 What a beard!
钟哥 Zhong.
白板 我很想念你呀 你去哪了 Baiban, I miss you. Where have you been?
钟哥 谢谢你 Zhong, thank you.
你为什么这个样子呀？ What's wrong with you?
为什么… Why...
这么多花？ Such a lot of flowers?
是谁送来？ Who sent them?
其实是… Well...
不用谢了 No need to thank me.
这些花是我送的 I bought you the flowers.
怎么样 是不是很开心呢？ How's it? Are you happy?
上次骗你 是我不对 I cheated you last time. I'm sorry.
对不起 Forgive me.
我以后不会了 I wont do it again.
我赚了钱 I have made some money.
你不要理他 他骗你的 Don't believe him. He is fooling you.
我欠你太多了 I owe you too much.
我知道我怎样做都还不清给你 I know I won't be able to repay you.
如果我没有诚意 我就不会回来向你求婚了 To show my sincerity, I come back to propose to you.
你有没有听说：“浪子回头金不换” I'll correct my mistakes.
嫁给我 Marry me.
你不会选错的 You won't regret it.
我是妓女 I'm a whore.
有人要我 我已经好开心了 是吗？ I should be very happy that someone asks me to marry him, right?
除非我还有其它的选择 Unless I have another choice.
这要看你们俩个的感情 It depends on how you feel about each other.
我是神父 只可以帮你主持婚礼 I'm a priest. I can only hold the wedding for you.
对你的婚姻 我不会加意见 I can't say anything about your marriage.
好呀 Very well.
你就主持我和他的婚礼吧 Hold the wedding for us.
我结婚了 I'm getting married.
再见 See you.
又会被人欺骗了 Being cheated again.
你们今天来到主的圣殿 You're here today in God's Holy Temple.
在天主和教会、双方亲友的面前缔结婚约 To wed before God and the Church, your relatives and friends.
你们知道既是天作之合 Since this is God's will,
就必须终生相守 You should remain a devoted couple to the end of your lives.
现在请你两位 Now, please
在家人的面前郑重地表明你们的意愿 declare your will in front of us all.
阿东呢？ Where's Dong?
什么？ What?
阿东呀？ Where's Dong?
糟糕 Damn it!
我们刚才转左 她一定是转右边了 She must have turned right when we turned left just then.
还不快去找她 Go and look for her.
是 Right.
陈俊男先生 Mr.Chen Junnan,
你是否愿意与白雪花小姐结为夫妇？ Will you marry Miss Bai Xuehua?
这些都是形式上的东西 OK啦 This is just a formality. Okay.
白雪花小姐 Miss Bai Xuehua...
钟神父 Father Zhong.
我想问你一个问题？ I want to ask you a question.
你是否愿意我嫁给这位陈俊男先生？ Do you want me to marry this Mr. Chen Junnan?
喂 你别问他 Hey, don't ask him.
他作不了主的 He can't make the decision.
如果你肯讲的话 我会听的 If you speak it out, I will listen.
警察…警察呀… Police.., police...
我刚刚拔枪太快 I took the gun out too quickly just then.
被贼人抢了我的枪 It was robbed by the thief.
趴下 趴下 Get down...
危险 趴下…快趴下 Danger! Get down!
走呀… Go...
你跑不掉的 You can't escape.
我希望你别骚扰我们 Please don't disturb us.
我叫你别骚扰我！ I told you not to disturb us!
怎么样 神父 Well, Father?
你愿不愿意我嫁给他呀？ Do you want me to marry him?
我听你讲没放弃自己 I listened to you. I didn't give up.
我值不值得 Do I deserve
你会真诚的回答我一个问题？ To get an honest reply from you?
值得 Yes.
请你在家人和神的面前 Please declare in front of God and all of us
郑重地表明你的意愿 Your will.
你回答我吧 Answer me.
回答我 Answer me.
我绝对不愿意你嫁给他 I don't want you to marry him.
喂 你愿不愿意 关我们结婚什么事呀？ It's our wedding. You have no right to say this.
这教堂那么大 叫你要拖着我手的 The church is so big. I've told you to hold my hand.
真是的 以前都没有这间教堂 There was no church here in the past.
为什么现在又会在这里？ How come there's a church here now?
以前来过的 I've come here before.
什么时候？ When?
你那么急去哪里？ What's the hurry?
白板结婚呀 It's Baiban's wedding.
喂 在这边 This way.
好幸福呀 他们终于结了婚 How lucky they are! They get married at last.
她不是和他结婚 She's not marrying him?
她和那个臭小子 She and that bastard...
我很感谢你刚刚说你不愿意 Thanks for saying that you don't want me to marry him.
我都知道你们的爱很广泛 很伟大 I know your love has a very wide scope and is great.
我只是一个普通人 I'm just an ordinary person.
我不理会你的意思多深奥 多广泛 I don't care how deep in meaning and how wide a scope your love has.
我只是想你亲口给我说一次 I just want you to tell me once
你真的很爱我 You love me.
我爱你 I love you.
我知道你这句话是真心的 I know you said it honestly.
我会永远都记住 I will never forget it.
多谢 Thank you.
走吧 Let's go.
白板 去哪里？ Baiban, where are we going?
回去换衣服吧 Go home to change.
不结婚呀？ You're not getting marry?
没那么快 我需要时间来考虑 No, I need some more time.
怎么样？钟兄弟 Well, brother Zhong?
你有什么打算？ What are you going to do?
主已经知道一切 God knows everything.
我想祂会有安排 Hell arrange it.
神父 他租了你的教堂还有五分钟 Father, let's go back to the church. There's still 5 minutes' time left.
还够主持我的婚礼 Enough for you to hold a wedding for me.
喂 你真的想结婚吗？ You really want to get married?
对 Yes.
来不及了 I'm afraid we can't make it.
如果你不嫌没音乐 不如就在这里吧 If you don't mind there's no music, we can hold it here.
那好吧 开始 Airight, let's start.
你愿不愿意呀？你愿意啦 Will you? You will.
我愿不愿意呀 Will I?
我愿意啦 I will...
多谢…多谢… Thank you.
我们去洞房了 Let's go home.
拜拜 Bye.
喂…还没戴戒指 You haven't exchanged the wedding rings yet.
对不起… I'm sorry.
心急呀…心急呀 I can't wait any longer...